2G

Summon Irishman

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When Drunken Irishman comes into play, do a shot.

When Drunken Irishman leaves play, do a shot.

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1GG

Summon Anal Chimp

2/2

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Thallid Butt Monkey counts as a Butt Monkey

When Thallid But Monkey comes into play,

put three bannana counters on it. Remove a

Bannana counter to tap Thallid Butt Monkey.

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(Creators note: The Butt Monkey series is meant

as a saterical immitation of the useless Acreature

affects creature@ cards in magic.

i.e. Kobolds, Chimeras, Slivers, etc.)

2GG

Enchantment

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On each players upkeep you get a 1/1 jack token,

and your opponent gets a 3/3 giant token. Treat all

Tokens as green creatures.

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Summon Shadow Elves

2/1

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When Elves of he Shadow comes into play,

put it under a rock. That way it=s in Shadow.

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RETURN